Meet Mango. She’s my half-tabby, half-Siamese little ball of excruciating cuteness. I never, ever get used to how adorable and sweet she is. She’s gentle, intuitive, affectionate and easy-going. Now that you see for yourself, I’ve also protected myself from any possibility that people will think I’m a crazy cat lady. Because let’s face it – you’re not quite sure if you can handle how huggable she is, can you?
So here’s what I propose. Let’s take all the military dictators and pseudo-democratic leaders and lock them in a room with Mango for a one-on-one love session for, say, two days. Is there any denying they’ll be changed people? They may not even want to come out! But we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. For now, I’m willing to loan her out in order to accomplish world peace.
Let’s do this, people.